Author Archive

PTV ENTRY: Matn – Governor’s End (small division)

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008
Click here to go to Matn's small PTV entry in the Pirates forum!

Matn - Governor's End

When the men were killed, the women were 'loved' and the gold was gathered, there was only one thing left to do in this town...

"Hello, governor!"

Now vote for your favourite entries in the Pirates forum!

PTV ENTRY: Majek – Piracy and the Slave Trade (small division)

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008
Click here to go to Majek's small PTV entry in the Pirates forum!

Majek - Piracy and the Slave Trade

Captain Roger is buying some new slaves.

Now vote for your favourite entries in the Pirates forum!

PTV ENTRY: LuxorV – Don’t make them ask twice! (small division)

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008
Click here to go to LuxorV's small PTV entry in the Pirates forum!

LuxorV - Don't make them ask twice!

Pirates are coming from the sea. They decide to pillage the nearest village. But it's just a small one. What a bad luck: only peasants here.

And an Inn...

To save his life and the lives of his loved ones, one of the folks tells the pirates about a secret treasure hidden in the Inn.

"The Innkeeper. He has the key" - he says.

Hunger of gold and jewels is stronger (just a little bit) than hunger of blood in these pirates. So they storm the Inn and capture the Innkeeper for asking.

"What I want you to know before we start" - says the Captain - "is that I get a really bad temper when people make me ask twice. So, where is the treasure?"

The Innkeper says: "I can grant you there's no treasure here. It's just that ruffian peasant. He wants to save his life, and throws me in instead!"

"That was a bad idea you had, Innkeper." - says the Captain, with a cold grin on his face. Then, to his men: "bring in the chains!"

After a short work, and a lot of screaming and whining, the Innkeper capitulated.

"You see, it wasn't that difficult, after all." - grins the Captain, with golden sparkles in his eyes, while his fellow pirate goes down the rope to get the treasure...

Now vote for your favourite entries in the Pirates forum!

PTV ENTRY: Lt. de Martinet – The Oarsman’s demise (small division)

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008
Click here to go to Lt. de Martinet's small PTV entry in the Pirates forum!

Lt. de Martinet - The Oarsman's Demise

The captain gets tired of sitting on a raft, floating aimlessly for hours. He's hungry -- and not above cannibalism. He nudges his oarsman, making the latter drop his oar. While he fetches it, the captain aims...

Now vote for your favourite entries in the Pirates forum!

PTV ENTRY: Lord King of Everything – When daddy is not at home (small division)

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008
Click here to go to Lord King of Everything's small PTV entry in the Pirates forum!

Lord King of Everything - When daddy is not at home

Lady: Nooooooo not my baby!!!!!
Captain: Throw him on the street Jebus, hahaha!
Jebus: Arrrrr!
Lady: Noooo noooo don't kill my baby, pleaaase!
Captain: Don't worry sweetheart, we will make sure you'll get a new baby, won't we Jebus?
Jebus: Arrrrr!

Now vote for your favourite entries in the Pirates forum!

PTV ENTRY: LegoJoe (small division)

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008
Click here to go to LegoJoe's small PTV entry in the Pirates forum!

LegoJoe's entry for PTV (small division)

After a hard day at battle, the soldier relaxes on a comforatble toilet and is relieved that he no longer has to use the restroom in a hole in the ground. But what he doesn't realize is that the fighting is not over yet...

Now vote for your favourite entries in the Pirates forum!

PTV ENTRY: JimButcher – Hang, ya Scurvy Dog! (small division)

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008
Click here to go to Jimbutcher's small PTV entry in the Pirates forum!

JimButcher - Hang, ya Scurvy Dog!

Hi everyone, here is my first entry for the Pillage the Village contest, the vignette I like to call "Hang, ya scurvy Dog!". It takes place on a pirate ship in a cell, and displays a poor old fellow who happened to have lots of precious valubles on him. Unfortunately for him, he crossed path with the evil Captain Furious and his crew...

Now vote for your favourite entries in the Pirates forum!

PTV ENTRY: Infomaniac – Cat o nine tails (small division)

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008
Click here to go to Infomaniacs small entry in the Pirates forum!

Infomaniac - Cat o nine tails

The evil captain BlockBeard inspires fear in the local redcoats by making gruesome displays of his power.

Now vote for your favourite entries in the Pirates forum!



LEGO Company Ltd


Classic-Pirates.com is an unofficial Pirate LEGO® fan website which is not endorsed by the LEGO® Group. Please visit www.LEGO.com