Svelte_corps - Brickbeard the Felonious Fishmonger!

There's a new taste sensation in town. Everyone from the Lord Admiral to the Governor's wife is queuing up to buy delicious seafood treats from Brickbeard the Fishmonger. Gold bars, jewels - no price is too high to pay for Brickbeard's delicious aquatic bounty! The most prized dish? A rare and special caviar, the flavour of which is unsurpassed in its salty, juicy bliss! Rumour has it that Brickbeard's background is less than honest - some even whisper he was once a Pirate Captain! - but who cares where he comes from as long as he keeps on dishing up that addictive caviar!

Meanwhile, locked in the tower high above Brickbeard's glitzy storefront, a lone mermaid sits weeping. Captured by Brickbeard and kept confined in a bathtub, the poor mermaid is forced to hatch fresh spawn on a daily basis to satisfy Brickbeard's demands. Each morning the cad collects her produce and takes it downstairs to be sold off as none other than his famous caviar!

What can the mermaid do? Will she ever escape? Or is she doomed to die, locked in the tower, sucked dry by Brickbeard's greed, her bones to be eventually dumped under the dock like the former Pirate Captain's previous captives?

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Scop - Governors Retirement

The Story: After years of fighting piracy and great victories, the Governor decided to retire and live a joyful live at his caribbean mansion.
But some pirates survived his anti-piracy campaigns and this is the moment they´ve been waiting for.
This time they have not only come for gold and diamants, they also want to make sure the governor will never come back from his retirement...

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pe668 - Colonic Canon Ball

Blood Beard was infamous for his cruel and unusual punishments.

Trade ships that he commandeered would often have a number of surviving captives which he took great delight in torturing.

His signature torture method was appropriately named "The Colonic Canon Ball" or CCB. The procedure involved stocking a canon with a regular issue of gunpowder but with a reduced sized ball.

The victim would be loaded head first into the canon, which when fired, would result in the shot entering through the top of the head and exiting out the butt.

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oDDerFisken - Buried in gold

This guy has always been completely obsessed with treasure, and when the pirates came to take away his precious gold he begged and begged for his life and treasure 'caus he didn't want to leave his gold and jewels.

 Therefore the pirates dicided that this was a perfect chance to check out a new way to kill people - to kill them under the weight of their loot. So they started to fill up the whole with they newly acquired fortune.
They haven't yet finished but with every chest they fill on him he can feel his body ache under the wait of his own beloved gold.

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Commander Laquiet - Death by Cannon!

Captain Blood the evil has entered the royal palace grounds. He creeps to a palm tree, hiding behind it.
"Arr! Me will be having some treasure in me trunk tonight!"
He steps out of behind the tree - just as a guard wheels out a cannon! Captain Blood has come to a rather 'sticky' end!

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LegoKing - Monkey Madness

Well, it all started out when Captain Scare was pillaging a village. Suddenly the Imperial Guard came and stopped the pillaging. Captain Scare and all of his crew, except one, got away safely. The one that got captured is the Captain's first mate, Matthew.

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Fenrir - Hide the treasure

Captain Black needed to hide the treasure after he had unleashed his fury on the village. He took two of his men to burry it under the sand.

His men finished the job and are exhausted from digging. The Captain doesn't want anyone to know where the treasure is burried.

Unfortunatly, there is only one way to achieve this goal....

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Chrispockster - Swashbucklin

All good pirates enjoy swinging from mast to mast, slicing each other's heads off. Nothing like good old swashbucklin and the taste of blood in the morning .

When I was building this i was thinking of 2 pirate ships fighting one other in the open ocean, certainly a good moment to board an enemy ship and reach havoc on the enemy crew.

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