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PTV ENTRY: Capt. Kirk – Walk the plank, you scabby dog! (medium division)

Monday, December 15th, 2008
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Capt. Kirk - Walk the plank, you scabby dog

Captain Jim Pitts and his henchmen have conquered and pillaged a medium-sized village somewhere in the Caribbean!

To show they do not appreciate empty city-treasures (and a bit for fun off course), they decided to follow Pitt's first lieutenant Bill Ainsworth's idea to upkeep the nice Piraty tradition of "walkin the plank" (with considerably less water then...).

Private Philippe P©tain was the first soldier to have the honour to meet Captain Jim & Co! Suitable, since he was the actual gatekeeper of the village.

Now it is the turn of Lieutenant Denis Beauregard, the only surviving officer of the massacre, to have the honour at jumping into the barrel, that is supposed to be filled with water ! His gardian angel is right under the balcony, the holy St-Celine , but will she help him survive?

One thing is sure... if the poor soldiers do not succeed in landing straight into the barrel, Jack Stribling, another henchman of Capt. Pitts, is standing ready to give them a neckshot to ease their suffering".

And who said again pirates weren't humane?

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PTV ENTRY: Captain Zuloo – Dinner Time! (small division)

Saturday, December 13th, 2008
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Captain Zuloo - Dinner Time!

"I had to think about this one for a while - I couldn't do too much blood due to brick constraint, and at the same time I wanted to capture the wickedness and cruelty of the pirates. Then I hit on it!"

The idea is simple - a pirate crew have just ransacked a port, and the captain is having a celebratory feast of home cooked Head Stew...

Enjoy!

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PTV ENTRY: Zorro3999 – You have been sentenced to death by immurement! (small division)

Saturday, December 13th, 2008
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Zorro3999 - You have been sentenced to death by immurement!

What is immurement?

JUDGE: Captain Olaf, we find you guilty for multiple charges of murder and theft !
Do you have anything to say into your defense !?

CAPTAIN OLAF: arrgg...!

JUDGE: Then we condemn you to death by immurement !

CAPTAIN OLAF: yaaarrgghh...!

JUDGE: Guards, take him away to the lower walls of the citadel !

CAPTAIN OLAF: grrrr.....!

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PTV ENTRY: Svelte_corps – Brickbeard the Felonious Fishmonger! (small division)

Saturday, December 13th, 2008
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Svelte_corps - Brickbeard the Felonious Fishmonger!

There's a new taste sensation in town. Everyone from the Lord Admiral to the Governor's wife is queuing up to buy delicious seafood treats from Brickbeard the Fishmonger. Gold bars, jewels - no price is too high to pay for Brickbeard's delicious aquatic bounty! The most prized dish? A rare and special caviar, the flavour of which is unsurpassed in its salty, juicy bliss! Rumour has it that Brickbeard's background is less than honest - some even whisper he was once a Pirate Captain! - but who cares where he comes from as long as he keeps on dishing up that addictive caviar!

Meanwhile, locked in the tower high above Brickbeard's glitzy storefront, a lone mermaid sits weeping. Captured by Brickbeard and kept confined in a bathtub, the poor mermaid is forced to hatch fresh spawn on a daily basis to satisfy Brickbeard's demands. Each morning the cad collects her produce and takes it downstairs to be sold off as none other than his famous caviar!

What can the mermaid do? Will she ever escape? Or is she doomed to die, locked in the tower, sucked dry by Brickbeard's greed, her bones to be eventually dumped under the dock like the former Pirate Captain's previous captives?

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PTV ENTRY: Scop – Governors Retirement (small division)

Saturday, December 13th, 2008
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Scop - Governors Retirement

The Story: After years of fighting piracy and great victories, the Governor decided to retire and live a joyful live at his caribbean mansion.
But some pirates survived his anti-piracy campaigns and this is the moment they´ve been waiting for.
This time they have not only come for gold and diamants, they also want to make sure the governor will never come back from his retirement...

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PTV ENTRY: pe668 – Colonic Canon Ball (small division)

Saturday, December 13th, 2008
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pe668 - Colonic Canon Ball

Blood Beard was infamous for his cruel and unusual punishments.

Trade ships that he commandeered would often have a number of surviving captives which he took great delight in torturing.

His signature torture method was appropriately named "The Colonic Canon Ball" or CCB. The procedure involved stocking a canon with a regular issue of gunpowder but with a reduced sized ball.

The victim would be loaded head first into the canon, which when fired, would result in the shot entering through the top of the head and exiting out the butt.

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PTV ENTRY: oDDerFisken – Buried in gold (small division)

Saturday, December 13th, 2008
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oDDerFisken - Buried in gold

This guy has always been completely obsessed with treasure, and when the pirates came to take away his precious gold he begged and begged for his life and treasure 'caus he didn't want to leave his gold and jewels.

 Therefore the pirates dicided that this was a perfect chance to check out a new way to kill people - to kill them under the weight of their loot. So they started to fill up the whole with they newly acquired fortune.
They haven't yet finished but with every chest they fill on him he can feel his body ache under the wait of his own beloved gold.

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PTV ENTRY: Commander Laquiet – Death by Cannon! (small division)

Friday, December 12th, 2008
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Commander Laquiet - Death by Cannon!

Captain Blood the evil has entered the royal palace grounds. He creeps to a palm tree, hiding behind it.
"Arr! Me will be having some treasure in me trunk tonight!"
He steps out of behind the tree - just as a guard wheels out a cannon! Captain Blood has come to a rather 'sticky' end!

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