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PTV ENTRY: Captain Zuloo – Dinner Time! (small division)

Saturday, December 13th, 2008
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Captain Zuloo - Dinner Time!

"I had to think about this one for a while - I couldn't do too much blood due to brick constraint, and at the same time I wanted to capture the wickedness and cruelty of the pirates. Then I hit on it!"

The idea is simple - a pirate crew have just ransacked a port, and the captain is having a celebratory feast of home cooked Head Stew...

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PTV ENTRY: Svelte_corps – Brickbeard the Felonious Fishmonger! (small division)

Saturday, December 13th, 2008
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Svelte_corps - Brickbeard the Felonious Fishmonger!

There's a new taste sensation in town. Everyone from the Lord Admiral to the Governor's wife is queuing up to buy delicious seafood treats from Brickbeard the Fishmonger. Gold bars, jewels - no price is too high to pay for Brickbeard's delicious aquatic bounty! The most prized dish? A rare and special caviar, the flavour of which is unsurpassed in its salty, juicy bliss! Rumour has it that Brickbeard's background is less than honest - some even whisper he was once a Pirate Captain! - but who cares where he comes from as long as he keeps on dishing up that addictive caviar!

Meanwhile, locked in the tower high above Brickbeard's glitzy storefront, a lone mermaid sits weeping. Captured by Brickbeard and kept confined in a bathtub, the poor mermaid is forced to hatch fresh spawn on a daily basis to satisfy Brickbeard's demands. Each morning the cad collects her produce and takes it downstairs to be sold off as none other than his famous caviar!

What can the mermaid do? Will she ever escape? Or is she doomed to die, locked in the tower, sucked dry by Brickbeard's greed, her bones to be eventually dumped under the dock like the former Pirate Captain's previous captives?

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PTV ENTRY: pe668 – Colonic Canon Ball (small division)

Saturday, December 13th, 2008
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pe668 - Colonic Canon Ball

Blood Beard was infamous for his cruel and unusual punishments.

Trade ships that he commandeered would often have a number of surviving captives which he took great delight in torturing.

His signature torture method was appropriately named "The Colonic Canon Ball" or CCB. The procedure involved stocking a canon with a regular issue of gunpowder but with a reduced sized ball.

The victim would be loaded head first into the canon, which when fired, would result in the shot entering through the top of the head and exiting out the butt.

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PTV ENTRY: Trash – Raiding the Fort! (small division)

Thursday, December 11th, 2008
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Trash - Raiding the Fort!

Here's my first entry for the PTV contest small division. It's a scene with Pirates launching a surprise attack on an Imperial fort one morning.

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PTV ENTRY: Patriot720 – Sleeping on the Job (small division)

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008
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Patriot720 - Sleeping on the Job

The lazy soldier, who had been on watch all day, was beginning to doze off. He thought that since there had been no "activity" all day, it wouldn't hurt to take a small nap. But what he did not know, was that a ruthless pirate had been stalking him all day; waiting for this type of opportunity.

The pirate, wanting to have a little fun, pulled out his dynamite packs. He took a torch from the imperial fort's gate and lit the fuse.

Will the soldier wake up at the maniacal laughing of the pirate, wake up at the sound of the fuse or... will this nap be his last?

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PTV ENTRY: Oky Wan Kenobi – Tower Raid (small division)

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008
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Oky Wan Kenobi - Tower Raid

I have finally found the time to take some pics of my small entry and upload them! This is an entry that shows the brutality of a pirate attack while maintaining a sense of humor. Initially, it was supposed to be a simple house, but then it turned out much taller than expect, so I called it a tower. The pirates are pillaging the tower, leaving death, destruction, and despair!

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PTV ENTRY: Etzel – Tower Of Despair (small division)

Monday, December 8th, 2008
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Etzel - Tower Of Despair

When the evil pirates came to pillage the village a young lady managed to escape to an abandoned watch tower. Unfortunately one of the soldiers came up with the same idea and the pirates followed him. Now there is no way to run and they can only pray that their deaths will be quick and painless

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PTV ENTRY: CPT. Jr. – Mademoiselle Guillotine (small division)

Sunday, December 7th, 2008
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CPT. Jr. - Mademoiselle Guillotine

The new french government has executed this pirate for accepting British bribes to try and smuggle aristocrats out of france.

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