Snake...SNAKE...SNAAAAKE?! - The imperials respond to the pirate attack..., ...Rather Badly

Lt. Norrington was walking when he heard the siege bell. Port Ryanford was under attack! He called all the garrison (at the time, only peasant boy billy) for a check on the beach. when they escaped the foliage protecting the heart of the Port, they saw a horrifying sight. The Port was sieged by pirates! As a pirate lunged at him…

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SirNadroy - Under The Union Jack

I thought I may as well make a small entry; in the middle of my large one, of course.

Fighting piracy under the union jack on the white sand beaches of the caribbean…

I haven’t seen any “white sand” in LEGO, and white extra slopes lying around, I said “why not?”, right?

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Rook - The Collector

This sick and twisted Pirate loves collecting. Like most Pirates he loves all kinds of loot & booty. He also has a not so secret collection of heads from the poor villagers he has looted.

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RichardAM - Sharkbait

After being taken prisoner by the feared pirate Captain Redbrick, Mary Ellis was living a life of torture, humiliation and fear. Tied to the mast of his boat the Blue Neptune, Mary Ellis longed for rescue, and hoped, somehow that she could escape unharmed.

After an intense battle with the Imperial Guard several weeks later, The Blue Neptune was left severely damaged, and with the egos and pride of the crew diminsed, they hastily made their escape.

Mary Ellis on the other hand, was forgotten about entirely…

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Paul Cantu - No Prisoners Taken

The pirates greatest philosophy, NO PRISONERS TAKEN!

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Patriot720 - Sleeping on the Job

The lazy soldier, who had been on watch all day, was beginning to doze off. He thought that since there had been no “activity” all day, it wouldn’t hurt to take a small nap. But what he did not know, was that a ruthless pirate had been stalking him all day; waiting for this type of opportunity.

The pirate, wanting to have a little fun, pulled out his dynamite packs. He took a torch from the imperial fort’s gate and lit the fuse.

Will the soldier wake up at the maniacal laughing of the pirate, wake up at the sound of the fuse or… will this nap be his last?

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Olog - Why pirates are so horrible...

Pirates have been known to pillage and plunder, to kill, disembowel and dismember , but what makes pirate so unbelievably horrible, is their Horrible Memory! They already pillaged and killed everyone weeks ago, silly pirates.

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Oky Wan Kenobi - Tower Raid

I have finally found the time to take some pics of my small entry and upload them! This is an entry that shows the brutality of a pirate attack while maintaining a sense of humor. Initially, it was supposed to be a simple house, but then it turned out much taller than expect, so I called it a tower. The pirates are pillaging the tower, leaving death, destruction, and despair!

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Nich Artri - Lust's Streetside Hair Salon

All my Entries have to do with the Seven Deadly Sins Pirate Crew. Here’s the first entry (but oddly the last one I built…)

While out on the town at Port Royale, Envy commented on the beautiful women, which really got Lust’s goat. This scene finds her “beautifying” some of the port’s local women.

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Matn - Governor's End

When the men were killed, the women were ‘loved’ and the gold was gathered, there was only one thing left to do in this town…

“Hello, governor!”

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Majek - Piracy and the Slave Trade

Captain Roger is buying some new slaves.

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LuxorV - Don't make them ask twice!

Pirates are coming from the sea. They decide to pillage the nearest village. But it’s just a small one. What a bad luck: only peasants here.

And an Inn…

To save his life and the lives of his loved ones, one of the folks tells the pirates about a secret treasure hidden in the Inn.

“The Innkeeper. He has the key” – he says.

Hunger of gold and jewels is stronger (just a little bit) than hunger of blood in these pirates. So they storm the Inn and capture the Innkeeper for asking.

“What I want you to know before we start” – says the Captain – “is that I get a really bad temper when people make me ask twice. So, where is the treasure?”

The Innkeper says: “I can grant you there’s no treasure here. It’s just that ruffian peasant. He wants to save his life, and throws me in instead!”

“That was a bad idea you had, Innkeper.” – says the Captain, with a cold grin on his face. Then, to his men: “bring in the chains!”

After a short work, and a lot of screaming and whining, the Innkeper capitulated.

“You see, it wasn’t that difficult, after all.” – grins the Captain, with golden sparkles in his eyes, while his fellow pirate goes down the rope to get the treasure…

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Lt. de Martinet - The Oarsman's Demise

The captain gets tired of sitting on a raft, floating aimlessly for hours. He’s hungry — and not above cannibalism. He nudges his oarsman, making the latter drop his oar. While he fetches it, the captain aims…

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Lord King of Everything - When daddy is not at home

Lady: Nooooooo not my baby!!!!!
Captain: Throw him on the street Jebus, hahaha!
Jebus: Arrrrr!
Lady: Noooo noooo don’t kill my baby, pleaaase!
Captain: Don’t worry sweetheart, we will make sure you’ll get a new baby, won’t we Jebus?
Jebus: Arrrrr!

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