Nefarious scallywags have commandeered the Classic Pirates Instagram profile!
These rogues have thrown the account into disarray, leaving it unavailable until further notice. But fear not!
Mister Phes and Battle Beast
I, Mister Phes, Governor of the Classic Pirates social network, together with my trusty new first mate Battle Beast, will be holding the fort. We’re keeping the signal fires burning and the rum rations steady while the main account undergoes repairs.
While the Classic Pirates Instagram is dry docked, you can follow our adventures and updates through my personal Instagram stronghold .
Me posing in front of giant pineapples, or something…
It just so happens I’ve sailed around the world and had my photo taken at all manner of notable landmarks and curious sites. So this is a perfect opportunity to share those adventures, giving my new Instagram profile a distinct flavour from the Classic Pirates profile content.
We went to the same beach as the one from the 1989 catalogue cover
So as we drive back this malevolent scourge and restore order to our home port, with a healthy dose of social media shenanigans along the way!
